May 2013
eridone:
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
owlapin:
owlapin:
owlapin:
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
“Love yourself first.”
– Charles Bukowski (via faintsmiles)
youarefuckingmajestic:
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT TO DO THE BEST THING TO DO IS JUST HAVE A NAP. YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM BEING A FABULOUS BABE ALL DAY.
istalkfashion:
It’s better to love someone who’s far and craves to be with you, than to love someone who’s near yet doesn’t even care to see you.
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
superwholocks-bitch:
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
THINGS I LIKE
when people use my name in conversation
when people say “this reminded me of you!”
when people remember little things i say/do
when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and we give each other the look
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck (via ohfairies)
fasterfood:
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
